Mess

Here is a post I wrote a few years ago, but never published:

I have been inspired by Kevin’s blog to comment on messes. He and Papa may have many years more experience in creating clutter, but I think I can beat them: living room, kitchen, bedroom, spare bedroom, carport, tackroom, truck, car. I have driven my parents and husband to move out of their homes and into different states. I even carry a mess with me.

Purse contents:

  1. a dog collar- pink leather
  2. pink sunglasses
  3. checkbook
  4. a napkin
  5. an apple
  6. wallet
  7. a ratchet
  8. Winn Dixie card
  9. a bag of dog treats
  10. half pack of Airborne
  11. old checkbook
  12. packaging for gloves
  13. 2 post op instructions for pet
  14. power bill
  15. 97 receipts
  16. a note pad
  17. Petco card
  18. Petsmart card
  19. power of attorney letter
  20. 2 Christmas cards
  21. expired Petco coupons
  22. feed order
  23. Tuberz yogurt
  24. bracelet
  25. 2 pet suture removal reminder cards
  26. Osas hair and footprint
  27. cross pin
  28. Home Depot list
  29. grocery list
  30. Ed Bargy school order form
  31. Sonic straw wrapper
  32. watch
  33. 2 lipsticks
  34. 4 pens (one chewed by a dog)
  35. 3 Christmas ornaments
  36. digital tire pressure gauge
  37. 2 snaps
  38. 2 Ricola wrappers
  39. a bag that held stuff from the dentist
  40. 2 mints
  41. tweezers (I’ve been looking for them)
  42. 7 stamps
  43. a necklace
  44. 2 fuses
  45. 2 dishwahing detergent tabs
  46. 5 business cards
  47. a picture
  48. 2 paint chips
  49. 2 dental reminders
  50.  key to storage unit
  51. $23
  52. a piece of carrot
  53. 1 earring
  54. a button
  55. 36 pennies
  56. 8 nickels
  57. 5 dimes
  58. 7 quarters
  59. 2 dog rabies tags and certificates
  60. a couple pen caps
  61. a couple leaves
  62. hay
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One response to “Mess

  1. Mellanie

    Oh Kenda, I was belly laughing. Maybe you should consider a smaller purse.

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