Diamonds and Dirt

Mail

loftoncreek — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 20:59:30 +0000

When you read someone else’s mail, you might not like what it says about you!

Canning

loftoncreek — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 04:58:14 +0000

I LOVE canning. Tonight it’s Strawberry Jalapeno Jam with peppers from my garden

What’s in My Pockets…

loftoncreek — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 03:25:49 +0000

hay string
a receipt
scissors
a pop tart wrapper
a piece of carrot
hay

Question

loftoncreek — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 03:23:00 +0000

Who do you call when there is a couch on I-95? (It’s not there right now, it happened a few days ago.)

Grumpy

loftoncreek — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 23:47:09 +0000

I have decided that I am never going to be grumpy again.

I’m going to be rich!

loftoncreek — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:13:34 +0000

I just had a very bizarre eating experience. I bit into my Chick-fil-A sandwich and searing hot chicken juice squirted out and hit my face just below my right eye. I could have been blinded. My face has a red mark. I might be marked for life, not to mention the emotional damage. I might have post traumatic chicken sandwich disorder (PTCSD). I think I have a case.

Entertainment

loftoncreek — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 07:52:36 +0000

If you are easily startled and a little slow on the uptake you can entertain yourself by putting your phone on vibrate. You might think ‘boy my leg feels wierd, this is the strangest cramp I’ve ever had, I wonder whats wrong with my leg, oh my phone is ringing.’

Let them text and drive…

loftoncreek — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 01:37:50 +0000

Let the people text and drive. It’s evolution. It’s survival of the fittest. They say we only use a portion of our brain. Soon there will be a new species Homo textius.

Commas,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

loftoncreek — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 05:34:03 +0000

I, love, commas. Please forgive me, and if you see a comma where you shouldn’t, you’ll just have to deal with it.

Question?

loftoncreek — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 00:00:28 +0000

If you give your dog a plastic toy, and he eats it, and then poops it, is that recycling?