I’m going to be rich!
I just had a very bizarre eating experience. I bit into my Chick-fil-A sandwich and searing hot chicken juice squirted out and hit my face just below my right eye. I could have been blinded. My face has a red mark. I might be marked for life, not to mention the emotional damage. I might have post traumatic chicken sandwich disorder (PTCSD). I think I have a case.
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