Question
Who do you call when there is a couch on I-95? (It’s not there right now, it happened a few days ago.)
I’m going to be rich!
I just had a very bizarre eating experience. I bit into my Chick-fil-A sandwich and searing hot chicken juice squirted out and hit my face just below my right eye. I could have been blinded. My face has a red mark. I might be marked for life, not to mention the emotional damage. I might have post traumatic chicken sandwich disorder (PTCSD). I think I have a case.
Entertainment
If you are easily startled and a little slow on the uptake you can entertain yourself by putting your phone on vibrate. You might think ‘boy my leg feels wierd, this is the strangest cramp I’ve ever had, I wonder whats wrong with my leg, oh my phone is ringing.’
Let them text and drive…
Let the people text and drive. It’s evolution. It’s survival of the fittest. They say we only use a portion of our brain. Soon there will be a new species Homo textius.
Commas,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
I, love, commas. Please forgive me, and if you see a comma where you shouldn’t, you’ll just have to deal with it.
